Shenanigans
"To love is to destroy and to be loved is to be the one destroyed."

happyjared:

ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?

bri-ecrit:

I see you, Hans. 

nostalgiaultra:

Gary’s Sex Tips #1002

If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!


serving size: 4

yeah

all 4 me

(Source: jesusthelastairbender)


drunktrophywife:

*moaning* what’s ur credit card number


tipsymaple:

I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store